For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We’ve dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, “say cheese” moments.
#1 Make-up Horror Show
#2 Great Vintage Santa
#4 Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad
#5 Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before
#6 Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel
#7 “stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl…”
#8 That Laugh Still Echoes In Their Dreams
#9 Cock-eyed Rawrs
#10 Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom
#11 It’s That Time Of Year Again…. Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!
#12 You’re Never Too Old To Sit On Santa’s Lap… But You’d Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One’s…
#13 Beard Without A Face
#14 Shopping Cart Nightmares
#15 Once Again, It’s The Homemade Santa Suit That’s The Scariest. I Don’t Even Know If That Thing Is Human Underneath…